Tuesday, August 14, 2012

New on DVD this week: This Must Be The Place

There is only one release on DVD and Blu-Ray this week but I thought I'd bring it to your attention despite it not really getting much distribution across the UK in terms of a theatrical release. The film stars a very well known actor in a very strange role. Have a look at it below and see if it suits your fancy. This is the second week now where barely anything is being released, hopefully there is more to come in the upcoming weeks!!



THIS MUST BE THE PLACE - Sean Penn stars as a retired rock star in this comedy drama. Looking very much like an ageing gough, Penn travels across the U.S to hunt down the former Nazi war criminal who is responsible for his Father's international humiliation.


This Must Be The Place trailer

Monday, August 13, 2012

THE LORAX - Dr Seuss is back with a pointless creation.

I haven't announced what was to be released in cinemas this weekend. One reason being that I was away and the most important one is that there was nothing out to tell you about anyway. The only film to be released, that was high profile anyway, was Step Up 4 which is an avoidable film if you ask me. So as there wasn't much on, with nothing having been released and everything else having been seen and reviewed, we decided to see The Lorax, the next cartoon creation based on a story from Dr Seuss' collection. I've not seen many of the films based on his creations and I have not read any of his work so for me this film was no better than an average tale with stuff which can be classed as a yay, and stuff which could be classed as a big fat nah.

For starters this is a cartoon film which I'm sure most of you are aware of, and it is about a strange little creature with a moustache called the Lorax. The instant problem with the film is that there is actually no need for the Lorax at all. He does resemble the themes that are involved within the film but the story is more about a kid called Ted and his quest to find a living tree. This leads him to a man called the Ounce-ler, who tells the story of how it was his fault all the trees are gone and instead people breath artificial air supplied by corporations. The only way the Lorax becomes involved in this is because he was summoned once the trees were destroyed, and told the Ounce-ler that what he was doing was wrong. He may have sent a message for the children who were watching but I don't really understand why the film would be called the Lorax when he is really just a supporting character.

It plays out like an older version of a cartoon film, in that it sends out a very strong message and every twenty minutes there is a musical number. Not saying that this is a problem but in cartoon films of today we don't have many musical cartoons other than the old fashioned Disney's. The issue I sometimes have with the sing-a-longs are that they become cheesy and the songs are so catchy that I sing them for the next week!! Luckily not many of the songs are overly good enough to continue singing. The message left by the film seems to be about large corporations running the way the world works, and how important nature still is in our lives. In the story we see a plastic town in which most of the population live in, and they have never seen anything like a real living tree. This film will really send out a strong message to children and I do think it is a good film for kids.

The voice talent is good enough. DeVito is strong as the Lorax but he doesn't seem to be in it anywhere near as much as you may think he will be. Ed Helms plays the voice of the Ounce-ler and fits in with ease, even playing two different voices for the older and younger versions of his character. Taylor Swift and Zac Efron play the voices for our love chasing teen central characters and due to their age aren't miscast but they don't have to try very hard to really convince.

The final thought of the film is that it is simply OK. It is a bit of fun but there are some terrible moments. I haven't read the story before and maybe I am missing something but even if I was up to scratch with the original material I still don't think it would be a great film. With some of the cartoon films being released in this era, The Lorax falls way short and being familiar with source material is not going to change that. Overall it is simply just a film that was watched due to there being nothing else on worth watching that I haven't already seen.


Pros: Strong message and good for kids.

Cons: Not enough Lorax, and some awful songs.

5 / 10

Top 10 films of 2012 so far:

1. The Dark Knight Rises     10 / 10
2. The Hunger Games     8 / 10
3. Snow White And The Huntsman     8 / 10
4. Avengers Assemble     7.5 / 10
5. Ted     7.5 / 10
6. 21 Jump Street     7.5 / 10
7. Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol     7 / 10
8. The Grey     7 / 10
9. Prometheus     6.5 / 10
10. Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World     6.5 / 10







Sunday, August 12, 2012

TED - A live action Family Guy

There has been a slight delay in me bringing you my review on the film we saw last weekend, but I have finally found time to sit down and tell you what I thought of Ted, Seth McFarlane's first attempt at a feature film since his success with Family Guy, American Dad and The Cleveland Show. For starters let me say if you are easily offended with fat jokes, toilet humour, racism and subtle 9/11 remarks then I can not suggest highly enough that you do not see this movie because that is the basis of what makes this film so funny.

The story is fairly simple with a child wishing his teddy bear could talk and low and behold that is exactly what happens. After a few years of celebrity stardom for Ted, being the first talking stuffed teddy of course, his fame has worn away and he struggles through life much like other celebrities who did very much the same thing. Patrick Stewart highlights this in some great narration. Twenty odd years later and the child is now Mark Wahlberg and he still has his talking teddy, only now he is a potty mouthed druggy who charms his way around women. This is just too much for Mark's girlfriend Mila Kunis and she demands Ted leaves which is tough for Mark considering he grew up with this Teddy. Other than this we have a slight kidnapping subplot which seems slightly thrown in but you forgive it due to Giovanni Ribisi's great portrayal of the kidnapper, creepy he certainly is.

Right lets get down to the main question: is this funny? Well i can tell you now it sure as hell is! Perhaps it isn't quite as funny as the trailer suggested but it still has some genius moments. Some of the best of these moments are during Ted's interview for a job or his unashamed interaction with four hookers in his apartment. There is also a very good sequence evolving around Flash Gordon which ties in with the theme of not being able to grown up, considering there is so much reference to the 70's and 80's. The film also is very much like an episode of Family Guy. Someone will talk about a moment in the past and we get a cutaway to said moment which is hilarious in it's own right. This is very clever as it works so well for Family Guy, but one of the problems with this is that the humour doesn't really interact with the story and instead we have random lines thrown in which although funny don't serve much purpose to the story. We also get many jokes which could go over some people's heads as they reference many famous people or are self-referenced such as when Ted claims he doesn't sound like Peter Griffin. There are others but I'll let you find that out for yourselves.

The casting of Mark Wahlberg at first had me slightly baffled but I have to say I have grown to actually prefer him in comedy films than I do in his typical generic action roles. He brings a likeability to his comic performances and here he is very believable as a man with a taking teddy. He also performs some scenes better than I could imagine anyone else to. The star of the show is Ted though, voiced by writer and director Seth McFarlane. Each time Ted comes on screen you are instantly hooked and it is generally him, or his scenes with Mark, that are the comic moments. Thankfully there isn't much time when Ted isn't actually on screen. McFarlane has done incredibly well in altering his writing to feature film territory and has created a character that everyone will just love despite his crudeness. Although at times the dialogue becomes a little cheesy, McFarlane still manages to please us with lines such as; 'back off Susan Boyle.' You'll have to watch the film to understand the context.

Overall then we have a film that has certainly come up trumps. I personally was a little disappointed in it but I was expecting it to be mindblowingly funny, and I still have never laughed till I cried since Borat and I expected that here. However talking to various people they found it better than they were expecting so I think it is safe to say it is one of the better comedy films to have been released this year. Perhaps I am being harsh on it but this is probably due to the typical comedy trailers that seem to take away all the funny bits. Please do go see this film because there is plenty more funny to be seen, just don't go in with ridiculously high expectations like me and I'm sure you will come out loving it. I was slightly disappointed and still found it ace.

Pros: Original idea and a great character in Ted.

Cons: Some of the shocks are given away in the trailer.

7.5 / 10

Top 10 films of 2012 so far:   

1. The Dark Knight Rises     10 / 10
2. The Hunger Games     8 / 10
3. Snow White And The Huntsman     8 / 10
4. Avengers Assemble     7.5 / 10
5. Ted     7.5 / 10
6. 21 Jump Street     7.5 / 10
7. Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol     7 / 10
8. The Grey     7 / 10
9. Prometheus     6.5 / 10
10. Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World     6.5 / 10






Friday, August 3, 2012

In Cinemas This Weekend: A rude, crude talking teddy bear!

Once again there are not many films being released in cinemas this weekend, only two on show nationwide. However this week sees one of the films I have been looking forward to ever since I heard it was written, directed and starring the creator of Family Guy. So despite there not being much on, at least this week sees a film coming out that I do want to see. The other film is one that is certainly aimed at children so this weekend you have a teddy bear who can swear and hump anything in sight, and in contrast a wimpy kid attempting to be an adult on a day out. Irony really strikes this weekend's releases. Have a look at them below and I do promise over the next few weeks there is more coming out, although in my eyes this weekend is an easy choice.


1. A living, breathing, talking teddy bear is the concept of the first release of the week, TED. Mark Wahlberg stars as the man who still has his teddy bear, who as a child wished could speak and guess what happened. When Mark moves in with girlfriend Mila Kunis he realises it is time he got rid of his sex loving, alcohol bingeing, drug taking and prostitute buying teddy bear despite him being his best friend. Also starring: Seth MacFarlane & Joel McHale. Wish your bear could talk?

Ted trailer

2. The second release this week is the third instalment of the Diary Of A Wimpy Kid franchise. This one being DIARY OF A WIMPY KID: DOG DAYS and following Greg, played by Zachary Gordon, as he plans his entire summer vacation. Unfortunately for him and his mate all doesn't go according to plan and his summer is destined to be a disaster. Also starring: Robert Capron, Devon Bostick & Steve Zahn. Will the wimpy kid save the summer?

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Dog Days trailer



That is the only two releases this week, both like I said being an ironic contrast of one another. I am already aware what I'll be seeing this weekend and it is the story of a talking teddy. You will have to read my review next weekend as I am away for a week as of today and won't be able to update to you, so expect a backlash of posts next weekend which will give you my lowdown on Ted, and possibly the film I may see next weekend if I have chance. Until then enjoy your cinema trip and I'll catch you in a week.



Thursday, August 2, 2012

THE FOURTH KIND movie review


The Fourth Kind

Starring: Milla Jovovich, Elias Koteas, Will Patton, Hakeem Kae-Kazim

Running time: 98 minutes

Year: 2009

Directed By: Olatunde Osunsanmi

Written By: Olatunde Osunsanmi


As I sat down to watch this film I had a preconception of what it was going to be like, but I didn't expect the film to be portrayed in the way it was, so without much knowledge of the film I was surprised to see what it really was. I knew that it was a film based around the notion of alien abduction, and I had seen the trailers which stated that the first kind is sighting a UFO; the second kind is evidence of alien beings, the third kind is contact with them, and the fourth kind is abduction. After this I was well aware that alien abduction would be the focal point of the film, but like I said it was told in a way I was not expecting at all.

The movie starts with Milla Jovovich on screen, identifying herself as Milla Jovovich. She states that she will be playing Dr Abigail Tyler who is a psychologist in Nome, Alaska who has experienced an alien encounter. We are then taken to an interview with the director of the film, Osunsanmi, and the real life Dr Tyler. From there on we are told her story via her interview interspersed with the reconstruction starring Jovovich, and actual footage and recordings taken at the time of the encounter. The overall story is about residents of Nome seeing a strange owl at night, which stares them out and keeps them awake. They all head to see Dr Tyler and when she hypnotises them in order to dig deeper she opens a part of their memory which was meant to be left undiscovered. Once this has taken place the patients go on to experience terrible accidents or commit terrible crimes, meaning the blame is soon to come back on Dr Tyler. When she also begins to see the owl she soon understands that the residents of the town are being abducted by aliens and have their memory of it wiped, only for it to become discovered via the hypnosis. After Dr Tyler witnesses the alien beings she is ridiculed by the local Sheriff and is labelled a suspect in the disappearance of other patients of hers who have seen this owl. Despite her close friend and a language expert believing and witnessing her alien encounter she still struggles to convince the Sheriff of her ordeal, even after her daughter is abducted by the aliens.
I quite liked the way this film was told. It is like the film is a cross between a narrative, a documentary, and a reconstruction. This is what makes it kind of unique in this found footage formula. It does label itself as a true story and people may chose to believe it is, but I for one was not convinced and I'm sure I have read articles that it is all a hoax. Despite that though the way the film was presented made me believe up until the credits rolled. (One reason it was obvious it was fake however was when people seemed to record everything they done in the same position as the 'found footage' was shot). The reason I was engrossed in it and believed in the fiction of it all was because of the performances of the actors in the 'found footage'. It is really as if they are actual people telling their story. Like I said a couple of things make it obvious it is fake but some of the mystery and the believability in the footage parts do make you question the truth of it all.
The film is edited with many split screens which mirrors up the 'found footage' with the reconstruction narrative and it is interesting to see how similar they are and told word for word. This editing is also used when hearing video recordings or telephone conversations. This way of editing just added something to the feel of the movie. It is difficult to establish the genre of it but I think the way it is presented seems to invent its own kind of genre. The 'found footage' was believable and some was frightening, and on the other hand the reconstructions were spot on to what we would believe and the performances are good. The interview between the 'real' Dr Tyler is so well done that you need to search for the points that discredit it.
All in all it was a fairly good film, something different to what you would normally see with this sort of plot. There are moments which ruin it such as the music plastered over the top of the reconstruction, which does discredit the believability of it, however don't listen to the critics who have slated it, it isn't that bad. It will never win any awards but there is something fresh about the way it is told, and real or not it still had me jumping and hiding behind the covers.
3 / 5
Next film to review: BURN AFTER READING


NEWS - Hobbit trilogy is confirmed.

The most recurring news of the week has come from the PR Team of the much anticipated December release of The Hobbit. The press release may not have much to do with this film in particular but in the whole context of the Hobbit's story it certainly is. The story has been announced as a trilogy with Peter Jackson presumably planning to do with this what he done with Lord Of The Rings. To many this will be ace news and to others it will mean 9 hours of Jackson's fantasy vision. Let's see how The Hobbit does on its release on 14th December before the haters decide on this news; however I'm sure the majority will be extremely happy with this so let's hope Jackson lives up to expectations, as does Martin Freeman who is playing the lead role.




Wednesday, August 1, 2012

QUESTION: Which action movie are you most looking forward to this year?

Due to my hatred towards the film I saw this week I have decided to not base this week's question on that film and instead ask you which action flick you are most looking forward to seeing this summer? I have recently seen lots of trailers of action films being released in the next few months and I really can't decide which one looks the best. All of them seem action packed to the brink! My 5 most action-y looking films are below but there are a couple more I can think of, I just feel from looking at the trailers these ones will have the most guns and fighting.







1. THE EXPENDABLES 2 - This one will definitely be full of action. Starring Stallone, Statham, Lundgren, Norris, Willis, Schwarzenegger, Li and many more taking on poor old Jean Claude Van Damme. If the first one has anything to go by then this will have little dialogue and plenty of guns. Released: 16th August.










2. THE BOURNE LEGACY - A reboot of the Bourne franchise. This time the super agent is played by Jeremy Renner and is a spy who is that one better than Jason Bourne, his name is Aaron Cross. The trailer seems like it is following the old routine of the previous Bourne's which means plenty of fighting and car chases. Released: 13th August.









3. DREDD - Judge Dredd is back with a new take on the comic book. The trailer shows Dredd and his apprentice entering a block of futuristic apartments in search of the dealer selling super drug slo-mo, and finding many gangsters willing to protect it. Looks like there will be lots of futuristic guns and many many deaths. Released: 7th September.










4. TAKEN 2 - Liam Neeson is back as Brian Mills only this time he is the one being kidnapped and must talk his daughter through what to do to save him and her Mother. The trailer shows some typical Neeson moves that ever since Taken  we have grown to love. Released: 4th October.










5. SKYFALL - Bond, James Bond is back and is the centre of a manhunt after M allows a secret document to get into the wrong hands. Typical Bond action is on show in the trailer involving flying cars, trains and motorbikes. Released: 26th October.










There are 5 films soon to be released in the upcoming months, all be worthy of a bag of popcorn and your brain being switched off for a couple of hours, so let me know which one of these are you most excited about?