Friday, August 3, 2012

In Cinemas This Weekend: A rude, crude talking teddy bear!

Once again there are not many films being released in cinemas this weekend, only two on show nationwide. However this week sees one of the films I have been looking forward to ever since I heard it was written, directed and starring the creator of Family Guy. So despite there not being much on, at least this week sees a film coming out that I do want to see. The other film is one that is certainly aimed at children so this weekend you have a teddy bear who can swear and hump anything in sight, and in contrast a wimpy kid attempting to be an adult on a day out. Irony really strikes this weekend's releases. Have a look at them below and I do promise over the next few weeks there is more coming out, although in my eyes this weekend is an easy choice.


1. A living, breathing, talking teddy bear is the concept of the first release of the week, TED. Mark Wahlberg stars as the man who still has his teddy bear, who as a child wished could speak and guess what happened. When Mark moves in with girlfriend Mila Kunis he realises it is time he got rid of his sex loving, alcohol bingeing, drug taking and prostitute buying teddy bear despite him being his best friend. Also starring: Seth MacFarlane & Joel McHale. Wish your bear could talk?

Ted trailer

2. The second release this week is the third instalment of the Diary Of A Wimpy Kid franchise. This one being DIARY OF A WIMPY KID: DOG DAYS and following Greg, played by Zachary Gordon, as he plans his entire summer vacation. Unfortunately for him and his mate all doesn't go according to plan and his summer is destined to be a disaster. Also starring: Robert Capron, Devon Bostick & Steve Zahn. Will the wimpy kid save the summer?

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Dog Days trailer



That is the only two releases this week, both like I said being an ironic contrast of one another. I am already aware what I'll be seeing this weekend and it is the story of a talking teddy. You will have to read my review next weekend as I am away for a week as of today and won't be able to update to you, so expect a backlash of posts next weekend which will give you my lowdown on Ted, and possibly the film I may see next weekend if I have chance. Until then enjoy your cinema trip and I'll catch you in a week.



Thursday, August 2, 2012

THE FOURTH KIND movie review


The Fourth Kind

Starring: Milla Jovovich, Elias Koteas, Will Patton, Hakeem Kae-Kazim

Running time: 98 minutes

Year: 2009

Directed By: Olatunde Osunsanmi

Written By: Olatunde Osunsanmi


As I sat down to watch this film I had a preconception of what it was going to be like, but I didn't expect the film to be portrayed in the way it was, so without much knowledge of the film I was surprised to see what it really was. I knew that it was a film based around the notion of alien abduction, and I had seen the trailers which stated that the first kind is sighting a UFO; the second kind is evidence of alien beings, the third kind is contact with them, and the fourth kind is abduction. After this I was well aware that alien abduction would be the focal point of the film, but like I said it was told in a way I was not expecting at all.

The movie starts with Milla Jovovich on screen, identifying herself as Milla Jovovich. She states that she will be playing Dr Abigail Tyler who is a psychologist in Nome, Alaska who has experienced an alien encounter. We are then taken to an interview with the director of the film, Osunsanmi, and the real life Dr Tyler. From there on we are told her story via her interview interspersed with the reconstruction starring Jovovich, and actual footage and recordings taken at the time of the encounter. The overall story is about residents of Nome seeing a strange owl at night, which stares them out and keeps them awake. They all head to see Dr Tyler and when she hypnotises them in order to dig deeper she opens a part of their memory which was meant to be left undiscovered. Once this has taken place the patients go on to experience terrible accidents or commit terrible crimes, meaning the blame is soon to come back on Dr Tyler. When she also begins to see the owl she soon understands that the residents of the town are being abducted by aliens and have their memory of it wiped, only for it to become discovered via the hypnosis. After Dr Tyler witnesses the alien beings she is ridiculed by the local Sheriff and is labelled a suspect in the disappearance of other patients of hers who have seen this owl. Despite her close friend and a language expert believing and witnessing her alien encounter she still struggles to convince the Sheriff of her ordeal, even after her daughter is abducted by the aliens.
I quite liked the way this film was told. It is like the film is a cross between a narrative, a documentary, and a reconstruction. This is what makes it kind of unique in this found footage formula. It does label itself as a true story and people may chose to believe it is, but I for one was not convinced and I'm sure I have read articles that it is all a hoax. Despite that though the way the film was presented made me believe up until the credits rolled. (One reason it was obvious it was fake however was when people seemed to record everything they done in the same position as the 'found footage' was shot). The reason I was engrossed in it and believed in the fiction of it all was because of the performances of the actors in the 'found footage'. It is really as if they are actual people telling their story. Like I said a couple of things make it obvious it is fake but some of the mystery and the believability in the footage parts do make you question the truth of it all.
The film is edited with many split screens which mirrors up the 'found footage' with the reconstruction narrative and it is interesting to see how similar they are and told word for word. This editing is also used when hearing video recordings or telephone conversations. This way of editing just added something to the feel of the movie. It is difficult to establish the genre of it but I think the way it is presented seems to invent its own kind of genre. The 'found footage' was believable and some was frightening, and on the other hand the reconstructions were spot on to what we would believe and the performances are good. The interview between the 'real' Dr Tyler is so well done that you need to search for the points that discredit it.
All in all it was a fairly good film, something different to what you would normally see with this sort of plot. There are moments which ruin it such as the music plastered over the top of the reconstruction, which does discredit the believability of it, however don't listen to the critics who have slated it, it isn't that bad. It will never win any awards but there is something fresh about the way it is told, and real or not it still had me jumping and hiding behind the covers.
3 / 5
Next film to review: BURN AFTER READING


NEWS - Hobbit trilogy is confirmed.

The most recurring news of the week has come from the PR Team of the much anticipated December release of The Hobbit. The press release may not have much to do with this film in particular but in the whole context of the Hobbit's story it certainly is. The story has been announced as a trilogy with Peter Jackson presumably planning to do with this what he done with Lord Of The Rings. To many this will be ace news and to others it will mean 9 hours of Jackson's fantasy vision. Let's see how The Hobbit does on its release on 14th December before the haters decide on this news; however I'm sure the majority will be extremely happy with this so let's hope Jackson lives up to expectations, as does Martin Freeman who is playing the lead role.




Wednesday, August 1, 2012

QUESTION: Which action movie are you most looking forward to this year?

Due to my hatred towards the film I saw this week I have decided to not base this week's question on that film and instead ask you which action flick you are most looking forward to seeing this summer? I have recently seen lots of trailers of action films being released in the next few months and I really can't decide which one looks the best. All of them seem action packed to the brink! My 5 most action-y looking films are below but there are a couple more I can think of, I just feel from looking at the trailers these ones will have the most guns and fighting.







1. THE EXPENDABLES 2 - This one will definitely be full of action. Starring Stallone, Statham, Lundgren, Norris, Willis, Schwarzenegger, Li and many more taking on poor old Jean Claude Van Damme. If the first one has anything to go by then this will have little dialogue and plenty of guns. Released: 16th August.










2. THE BOURNE LEGACY - A reboot of the Bourne franchise. This time the super agent is played by Jeremy Renner and is a spy who is that one better than Jason Bourne, his name is Aaron Cross. The trailer seems like it is following the old routine of the previous Bourne's which means plenty of fighting and car chases. Released: 13th August.









3. DREDD - Judge Dredd is back with a new take on the comic book. The trailer shows Dredd and his apprentice entering a block of futuristic apartments in search of the dealer selling super drug slo-mo, and finding many gangsters willing to protect it. Looks like there will be lots of futuristic guns and many many deaths. Released: 7th September.










4. TAKEN 2 - Liam Neeson is back as Brian Mills only this time he is the one being kidnapped and must talk his daughter through what to do to save him and her Mother. The trailer shows some typical Neeson moves that ever since Taken  we have grown to love. Released: 4th October.










5. SKYFALL - Bond, James Bond is back and is the centre of a manhunt after M allows a secret document to get into the wrong hands. Typical Bond action is on show in the trailer involving flying cars, trains and motorbikes. Released: 26th October.










There are 5 films soon to be released in the upcoming months, all be worthy of a bag of popcorn and your brain being switched off for a couple of hours, so let me know which one of these are you most excited about?







Tuesday, July 31, 2012

New on DVD this week: Mirror Mirror

This week there are two films being released on DVD, both unfortunately not doing so well at the box office. One stars Julia Roberts and is an adaptation of a well known fairy tale, the first of two adaptations of the same tale this year. The other film stars John Cusack as Edgar Allan Poe, which is a film I have seen and reviewed on this blog so if you are torn as to whether or not to see it just flick over to the review. On the other hand I haven't seen the adaptation of Snow White so you will have to make your own minds up on that one. Take a look below at this week's releases and brief synopsis.





MIRROR MIRROR - Julian Roberts and Lily Collins are the lead roles in this take on the fairy tale Snow White. Roberts plays the evil Queen who banishes Snow White due to her beauty. Miss White decides to fight her honour and ask for help from seven little friends.


Mirror Mirror trailer








THE RAVEN - John Cusack is Edgar Allan Poe during the final few days of his life. During this time he is asked to aid the police in their hunt for a serial killer who is mimicking Poe's famous stories as ways to torture his victims.


The Raven trailer

Monday, July 30, 2012

MAGIC MIKE - A six-pack short of a good movie.

With little being released this weekend we decided to see a film we missed a few weekends ago, one that I thought the other half would love to see due to it involving a lot of male stripping by some pretty hot guys. That's right ladies that film was Magic Mike and due to the content of the film I was a little dubious about heading into cinemas to see it. This paranoia of what other blokes would think of me hit sky high when I walked into the theatre and I was one of only three men sitting between about fifty women. Already I was red faced. However I wasn't the only one who left the showing red faced as I feel most people left feeling peeved off at their decision to see this movie. It really is bad.

I was happy to look past the stripping thread of the story as I thought it may turn out to be funny and it could make me chuckle a bit like The Full Monty. First mistake right there as this is not a comedy, in fact it is a serious take on this absurd world. Ok I'll give it another chance, perhaps if they made it quite dark with plenty of story strands and deep themes to really grip hold of. Nope they didn't do this either, so what is it? Well I can tell you now it is dull, boring and with some of the worst acting I have seen in a film for years. It may not strike you that as a bloke that I was bored of a male stripper's movie, but the girlfriend was more bored than I was. The stripping scenes are actually the bits that are entertaining but the problem is there are so many of them that it is just the same routine on repeat. Channing Tatum seems to do the same dance moves whenever he hits the stage despite being told he needs to freshen up his act. Yes we get that Mr Tatum can dance but we've seen his skills in the first three scenes, we don't have to see them in the fourth.

The story is loosely based on Tatum's life growing up; however there was no story really to tell. What we have is a set up of the world of stripping, a young lad (Alex Pettyfer) becoming involved in it, more of the same stripping, Tatum meets the young lad's sister, more of the same stripping, the young lad gets caught with drugs, more of the same stripping and we finish with a lame ending. That is how this film rolls, no real themes, no real message and no real story to actually enjoy and grasp a hold of. It is like the only thing the filmmakers went on is gaining a female audience by making good looking men take their clothes off. To me that isn't a film. One of the strippers is actually a wrestler and his performance is so bad that you can see him following the dance moves a step behind whilst on screen; these are the sort of things the director should iron out. This was another problem; the direction was poor. It seemed uninterested and unoriginal. One of the worst ideas was showing Channing Tatum sitting on the beach with cross fade transitions to different camera angles, I mean cheesy and un-experimental.

One of the good points of the film though has to be Matthew McConaughey who was brilliant in his performance. A smile lights on your face every time he is on screen and he is actually the only person you want to see on it. He is funny and really delivers his lines with authority. His scene in front of the mirror is just ace. His performance however is a huge contrast to others in the film who are poor at best. Tatum is nothing spectacular but is better than the rest of the bunch. Pettyfer is beginning to prove he is not set up for the screen and Cody Horn, who played his sister, was so uninteresting or bothered to make us care about her character. It was hard to believe why Tatum would fall for her and this is down to the performance.

I have to say this is the worst film we have seen so far this year. There is nothing new on show and even the dialogue is ripped off from other movies out there. I definitely advise not to see this movie but if you do just watch the parts with McConaughey. I believe even some women came out the theatre feeling the same way as me so Soderbergh has failed to even grasp the attention of his main target audience.




Pros: McConaughey's performance.

Cons: Everything else.

2.5 / 10


Top 10 films of 2012 so far:


1. The Dark Knight Rises     10 / 10
2. The Hunger Games     8 / 10
3. Snow White And The Huntsman     8 / 10
4. Avengers Assemble     7.5 / 10
5. 21 Jump Street     7.5 / 10
6. Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol     7 / 10
7. The Grey     7 / 10
8. Prometheus     6.5 / 10
9. Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World     6.5 / 10
10. The Amazing Spider-man     6 / 10







Friday, July 27, 2012

In Cinemas This Weekend: What happened to Rodriguez?

After last week's blockbuster release it seems like all has gone a little quiet on the cinema front. This week sees 3 movies being released nationwide with two of them being relatively low key and the other being a cartoon. Perhaps cinemas and production companies felt that the dust needed to settle on the tornado that is The Dark Knight Rises before anything mainstream is sent out, so I suggest if none of these films take your fancy or aren't showing near you, then you use this weekend to catch up on an older film or watch The Dark Knight Rises once again. Take a look at this week's releases below.


1. First up is a documentary called SEARCHING FOR SUGAR MAN which follows two South Africans who set out to discover what happened to one of their heroes as kids, this hero is 1970's rock n roller Rodriguez. Starring: Rodriguez & Malik Bendjelloui. Want to know about a mysterious hero?

Searching For Sugar Man trailer



2. Next up is a Dr Seuss creation, THE LORAX. A cartoon story about the grumpy yet charming Lorax who is wanted by a twelve year old as he believes he can help get him the girl of his dreams. Starring: Zac Efron, Taylor Swift, Danny DeVito, & Ed Helms. Want to know the story of the Lorax?

The Lorax trailer



3. Finally is an English film called THE MAN INSIDE starring former Eastender's girl Michelle Ryan. The story revolves around a young boxer who attempts to distance himself from his gangster Father and his frightening trainer. Also starring: Peter Mullan, David Harewood, & Theo Barklem-Biggs. Who is the man inside?

The Man Inside trailer



Like I said this week is pretty scarce for releases and most cinemas won't play these films although you may find the odd showing somewhere. I'm afraid to say that The Dark Knight Rises will be taking over cinemas again this weekend so either head off to see it for the first time, or like me perhaps the second, other than that it is slim pickings to choose from.